Get A First Life: One Page Satire On Second Life
Mon, 2007-01-22 03:34 - Topics:
clipped by: funana
clipper's remarks: Go outside! Membership is free. FIRST LIFE is a 3D analog world where server lag does not exist. Work, reproduce, perish...
Clip Source: www.getafirstlife.com
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Penguins, spoons and you -- what's life like among the the flightless?
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Are five senses enough?
What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?
Why can't I build a dirigible with my mind?
Penguins, spoons and you -- what's life like among the the flightless?
Under 18? Get a Teen First Life
America's teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster.
"I like totally tried to get into First Life and those dudes were like, sorry man, you're totally not old enough. I was like, WTF! Then I found out about Teen FL, and everything's cool now." --Aaron, 15
America's teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster.
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